You have found the greatest Magic Nine Ball ever created.
Why do we call our magic nine ball 'magic' even though it's obviously just a perfectly programmed prediction algorithm using highly advanced artificial intelligence technology, you ask? Simple, you don't understand those terms, so we made it easier for you to wrap your tiny brain around. This magic 9 ball been online for years, delighting and enlightening all who use it. And isn't the joy we've brought to these people a special kind of 'magic' after all? Yes, it is.
We created a portal for our magic 9 ball website with servers that can handle the massive processor load from the high-tech algorithms and highly accurate predictive calculations. Please use it wisely. If you don't really want to know the answer, don't ask.
Oh, and another thing... what's up with all these wanna-be magic nine balls? It's getting ridiculous. Frankly, We're offended to even be associated with these lame "magic eight balls" that don't do anything besides give you a random "yes", "no" or "maybe". Come on, who needs that? Maybe that's why nine = eight + 1. There is only ONE Magic Nine Ball. Luckily, you are here. Ask your question, get a REAL answer. Oh, and to all you "magic 8 balls" out there: give it up, punks! You may look nice (one of you), but you still ain't got no skills.